rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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bluecorgidog:

The day I got that joke I laughed so hard. XD

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paging-doctorfaggot:

thebestlolz:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

HO MY GOD WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?

(Source: randomweas)

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clockwourk:

icameas-roman:

G
P
O
Y

me. literally me. right now.

clockwourk:

icameas-roman:

G

P

O

Y

me. literally me. right now.

(Source: secretotaku)

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